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Proposed “Ground Zero” Middle Eastern Café Draws Protest

NEW YORK, NY — Plans for a Middle Eastern café near Ground Zero have provoked outrage from critics who claim the location would be offensive to the memory of those who died in the 9/11 attacks. The proposed restaurant, according … Continue reading

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Haiti Breathes Sigh of Relief as Conan’s Ordeal Finally Ends

PORT-AU-PRINCE, Haiti — Millions of Haitians celebrated today as news spread of Conan O’Brien’s announcement that he will bring his late night talk show to the TBS cable network. “We join the world in celebrating the end of this crisis,” … Continue reading

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Obama Disses Quickie Vegas Weddings, Provokes Outrage

LAS VEGAS, NV — Residents of this renowned tourist mecca are upset over President Barack Obama’s recent comment that he hopes his daughters never have a “quickie wedding in Las Vegas.” The remark came Sunday night during a state dinner … Continue reading

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Man Very Proud To Have Deleted MySpace Profile

LOS ANGELES, CA — One year after deleting his MySpace account, Joe Hansell, 32, still feels pride whenever he gets the chance to tell someone about his monumental social networking decision. “There’s no better feeling in the world then letting … Continue reading

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Grandmother Elated to Receive Christmas E-card

OGDEN, UT — Amidst the hustle and bustle of a heavily commercialized holiday season, one grandmother has proof that thoughtfulness has not been forgotten. Two days ago, Eunice Garlow, 83, received a Christmas e-card from Ken Patchell, her 28-year-old grandson. … Continue reading

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