Category Archives: News Jokes

News Jokes for 10-1-10

The United States has apologized to Guatemala for a 1940s STD study that infected them with syphilis.  The U.S. has 15 more trading partners to call with the bad news. China launched an unmanned lunar probe today, another step closer … Continue reading

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News Jokes for 9-29-10

Sarah Palin has obtained a restraining order against a stalker. The injunction limits his public access to just libraries and bookstores. Lucasfilm announced that all 6 Star Wars movies will be released in 3D starting in 2012. Unfortunately, the characters … Continue reading

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News Jokes for 9-28-10

Justin Bieber dolls will be available in time for the holiday season. Also, Lady Gaga dolls will be available in time for your Thanksgiving meal. A new study suggests that laws banning texting while driving have not reduced traffic accidents. … Continue reading

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News Jokes for 9-27-10

This week is Banned Books Week which highlights banned, restricted or contested books. Topping this year’s list is the King James Bible which was banned this past July in the city of Cleveland by Cavaliers fans. President Obama says the … Continue reading

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News Jokes for Friday 9-17-10

In London, six street cleaners were arrested as potential terrorist threats to the Pope. Catholic officials have suggested that police just quietly move the suspects to another street. Most of the Sarah Palin-backed candidates won their Republican primaries this week. … Continue reading

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